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The purpose of playing the French Horn: To race other French Horn players to see who can get a marble to travel through their horn the fastest. -- From the Nick Magazine
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"When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there." Unknown
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"Good artists are the crappy artists that never gave up."
-Frzdragon.
with a rabbit and a dog called 'Malpapeada' xDD
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'It's not black... but it's yours and that's enough for me'
My cat takes up most of the bed, though.
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Life is nothing but death in the end.
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Stop the war. Be a fan. Love again.
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Yay kitties!
You have a snuggle party on your bed every night.
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Stop the war. Be a fan. Love again.
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Stop the war. Be a fan. Love again.
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Stop the war. Be a fan. Love again.
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